DuRgA pUjA 2012 (21st to 24th Oct)

SaMiRaN DeY

PrEm BaZaAr

SaMpIkA (ShAmPoO) @HoMe

Me (ShYaM), sAmIrAn & SaYaN @BaBuLiNe

SuKaNyA & ArPiTa

SaMpIkA's MoM & DaD

SaMpIkA iN hEr DrAwInG rOoM

JoUrNaL eNtRy FoR lOvE~SMS~

Journal Entry for Love:
GirlFriend A/c Dr.
To petrol A/c
To cash A/c
To gifts A/c
To recharge A/c
(Being love expenses incurred and the
Boyfriend declared insolvent)
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Sent to
all Commerce students.we will create
journal entry for anythng -Commerce
student always Rocks..

BaChPaN kE cRiCkEt RuLeS☺ (SMS)

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES
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>Eight eento (bricks) ki wicket hogi
.
>Pehli ball try hogi
.
>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga,
khud wapis laye ga
.
>Batting team umpiring kare gi
.
>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out :P
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai :)
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye
ga, na mili to khud kharid kr layega.:P
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge :-D
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai
jayegi
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>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to"OUT"

HoW tO kIlL aN aNt? 10 Marks_Funny (SMS)

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..

FuNnY BoY gIrFrIeNd JoKe (SMS)

Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,
...
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,
Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
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Ab mai kya batau...??
Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...

EXAM MeIn FaIl HoNe Ki WaJhA_fUnNy (SMS)

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
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1 saal ke 365 din hote he.
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
.
...
243-61=182 din
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Usme 52 sanday.
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182-52=130 din.
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Festival ke 40.
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Collage festival 15 din
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130-55=75 din.
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din.
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75-46=29 din.
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke. Uske 15din.
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29-15=14 din.
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte he.
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14-10=4 din bache.
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
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4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe yaar :(

DeDiCaTeD tO mY mOm 'Kahan Ho Tum' (SMS)

**I LOVE YOU MY MOTHER**
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"zindgi me kuch paya aur kuch khoya:(
"
"lekin tujhe khona nhi chahta maa:(
"
"zindgi ne kbhi hasaya aur kbhi rulaya, lekin tujhe rulana nhi chahta maa:(
"
"yad ati hai boht tere bachpan ki wo lory, isi liye teri god k alawa
kahin aur sona nhi chahta:(
"
"kitna daanta tha tune bachpan me ab q nhi daandti tu mujhe maa:(
"
"kaise zinda reh paunga mein tere baghair"
Kbhi fursat mile mujhe tu ye to bta maa:(
"
"zindgi tu ne to meri roshan kar di"
Lekin khud kis andhere me kho gai tu maa:(
"
"kbhi to khila mujhe apne hath ki roti aj kal bhuk boht lgti hai mujhe maa:(
"
"kahaan ho tum, aa kar laga lo gale iss bebas "BETA" ko, Na jane kis
kaash me nikal jaye meri saans MAA"

GoT mY pAsS bOoK oF SBI☺

HeY.... I'm BaCk... I wAs Nt GeTtInG tImE tO uPdAtE mY bLoG. I'lL tRy To Be ReGuLaR nOw.
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Nw CoMiNg To ThE pOiNt. In My PrEvIoUs PoSt, I tOlD dAt I aPpLiEd FoR sAvInGs AcCoUt @SBI.
Nw, I gOt My PaSs BoOk On 05th Oct, 2012. I'm So HapPy DaT i Hv My PeRsOnAl SaViNgS aCcOuNt. I'LL sTaRt DePoSiTiNg MoNeY aFtEr DuRgA pUjA (SaPtMi 21 OcT & DaSmI 24 OcT). BeCaUsE, 'PuJa MeIn KhArChE kUcH zYaDa Hi HoTe HaI'....
By ThE wAy I'm JsT pLaNnInG 4 DiS pUjA.....