HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERZN..:-P'
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...... ha
Answer Ye Sachi aj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau...
Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye answer. likte jau...
Din rat hi mai ye book rat'te jau...
Book aur guied mai dekhu vari vari.
ji krda book fad du main sari... :~>
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi Dekta... (FUNNY)
Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Worried:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Happy:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta
Hai..
.
Wen U Worried:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Happy:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
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.
.
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta
Hai..
Zindagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI...:))
Zindagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI...:))
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Jaise:"Padhte-P - adhterazai mein so jane ka,
.
Teacher k padhane par kahi kho jane ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k samne chidane ka,
.
.
Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me muskurane ka,
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
.
phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:))
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Jaise:"Padhte-P - adhterazai mein so jane ka,
.
Teacher k padhane par kahi kho jane ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k samne chidane ka,
.
.
Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me muskurane ka,
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
.
phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:))
Jab Maine Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya Hai....
Mast Nigahon Mein Unka Basera Hai,
Yahi Toh Bas Ek Jeene Ka Sahara Hai,
Meri Har Raat Ka Wahi Toh Savera Hai,
Jane Kyun Wo Har Ek Se Kehraha Hai,
Ke Is Bhari Duniya Mein Wo Akela Hai,
Meri Mohabbat Ka Usko To Ehsaas Hai,
Par Jaane Kyun Woh Mujhse Khafa Hai,
Manana Toh Unhe Humko Bhi Aata Hai,
Dekhke Munh Modna Kya UnkiWafa Hai,
Kehte Hain Woh Pyaar Ek Chalaava Hai,
Mujhe Chodne Ka Khoob Ye Bahana Hai,
Mujhko Toh Bas Unhe Apna Banana Hai,
Unki Har Dagar Ab Toh Mera Thikana Hai,
Maan Jaye Who Ab Aisa Kuch Karna Hai,
Jab Maine Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya Hai...
Yahi Toh Bas Ek Jeene Ka Sahara Hai,
Meri Har Raat Ka Wahi Toh Savera Hai,
Jane Kyun Wo Har Ek Se Kehraha Hai,
Ke Is Bhari Duniya Mein Wo Akela Hai,
Meri Mohabbat Ka Usko To Ehsaas Hai,
Par Jaane Kyun Woh Mujhse Khafa Hai,
Manana Toh Unhe Humko Bhi Aata Hai,
Dekhke Munh Modna Kya UnkiWafa Hai,
Kehte Hain Woh Pyaar Ek Chalaava Hai,
Mujhe Chodne Ka Khoob Ye Bahana Hai,
Mujhko Toh Bas Unhe Apna Banana Hai,
Unki Har Dagar Ab Toh Mera Thikana Hai,
Maan Jaye Who Ab Aisa Kuch Karna Hai,
Jab Maine Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya Hai...
Mere Seene se Lage Rehna…
Mere Seene se Lage Rehna… Woh Apni Badi Badi Aankhon Se Tera Mote Mote Aansoon Girana, Woh Mera Tere Aansunon ko Ponch KerApne Dil ka Haal Batana… Kaliyon si Masoom Hai tu, Issiliye Teri Parwah Karta Hoon, Nahi Daanta Karta Kabhi Dil se Tujhe, Bas Uper se hi Gussa Karta Hoon Aaj Tum Bohut Shiddat se Yaad Aye ho…….
HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI....
HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HIASLI PYAR HAI...
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HIASLI PYAR HAI...
QuesTion: Prove that 2/10=2
Question : We know that 2/10=0.2
but
Prove that 2/10=2
Answer:
Normal college students insist Question is "OUT ofSyllabus".
ButEngineering Students replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
Therefore
Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore
wo/en=38/19=2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter answer kya hai, they say ans kyalana hai."
but
Prove that 2/10=2
Answer:
Normal college students insist Question is "OUT ofSyllabus".
ButEngineering Students replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
Therefore
Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore
wo/en=38/19=2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter answer kya hai, they say ans kyalana hai."
Propose day pe Popat ho gaya
Propose day pe Popat
ho gaya. ...:-P
Mee proposed A girl -
I Love U, I cant live Wthout U,U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love ♥
Do u love me. ??:/??
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Girl - She'z Smile&Says Bhaiya hamka angreji nhi Aawat hai!..:-O;-(
ho gaya. ...:-P
Mee proposed A girl -
I Love U, I cant live Wthout U,U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love ♥
Do u love me. ??:/??
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Girl - She'z Smile&Says Bhaiya hamka angreji nhi Aawat hai!..:-O;-(
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Heart Touching Bachpan
Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
I miss my school days...
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
I miss my school days...
Saturday, February 2, 2013
BEST STUDENT MESSAGE EVER
BEST MESSAGE EVER...
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Heart cries, so do my eyes..
It really hurts when you miss your
life.
Life was wonderful then..
NO LOVE....Only friends in then.
Things were so straight and so
fine..
No commitments were in line.
We enjoyed our company and
friendship began..
We teased each other with others
in clan.
Projects, Studies, Parties were in
talks..
"Boss, whose love story is on the
rocks?"
Beautiful was the time...Enjoyed a
lot..
Then came an end to tear us apart.
Final exams were over...Timewas
to say Good-Bye..
Wished that time had never
passed-by.
Some showed courage to propose
their Dream Girls..
Some were still shy to take a step
forward.
Some Love Stories came to an end..
While some started afresh to
continue till the end.
Pictures were taken for memories
forever..
Friends made promises to stay in
touch and loose never.
Evening it was...all were to depart..
Nearby one's said'Let's party
hard'.
I was standing aloof of them
all...Thinking. -.
Is it the end or a new start for all?
Time passed by...All were
scattered..
Only closed one's in
contact...Other -'s din't matter.
MBA or Job was on their mind..
Weekend Masti was still on time.
Years have passed and all have
been settled..
Now we talk but on Facebookand
Twitter
Job/Business is eating most of our
time..
Rest of it is family time.
Every time we decide and fix up a
date..
Which gets postponed...and -we
have to wait.
Then will come a time another..
We'll have partners and kidsall
together.
Meeting then will be a tougher
task..
A minute the call will also not last.
My Life was fun...I had tensions
none..
Friends were on cards...That was
done
Time has changed and it will
change further..
We all will be in the memoriesof
one another.
Missing u all my friends..n tht awesum skul,college lyf love u all..Stay Connected
--------------- --------------- - ----
Heart cries, so do my eyes..
It really hurts when you miss your
life.
Life was wonderful then..
NO LOVE....Only friends in then.
Things were so straight and so
fine..
No commitments were in line.
We enjoyed our company and
friendship began..
We teased each other with others
in clan.
Projects, Studies, Parties were in
talks..
"Boss, whose love story is on the
rocks?"
Beautiful was the time...Enjoyed a
lot..
Then came an end to tear us apart.
Final exams were over...Timewas
to say Good-Bye..
Wished that time had never
passed-by.
Some showed courage to propose
their Dream Girls..
Some were still shy to take a step
forward.
Some Love Stories came to an end..
While some started afresh to
continue till the end.
Pictures were taken for memories
forever..
Friends made promises to stay in
touch and loose never.
Evening it was...all were to depart..
Nearby one's said'Let's party
hard'.
I was standing aloof of them
all...Thinking. -.
Is it the end or a new start for all?
Time passed by...All were
scattered..
Only closed one's in
contact...Other -'s din't matter.
MBA or Job was on their mind..
Weekend Masti was still on time.
Years have passed and all have
been settled..
Now we talk but on Facebookand
Job/Business is eating most of our
time..
Rest of it is family time.
Every time we decide and fix up a
date..
Which gets postponed...and -we
have to wait.
Then will come a time another..
We'll have partners and kidsall
together.
Meeting then will be a tougher
task..
A minute the call will also not last.
My Life was fun...I had tensions
none..
Friends were on cards...That was
done
Time has changed and it will
change further..
We all will be in the memoriesof
one another.
Missing u all my friends..n tht awesum skul,college lyf love u all..Stay Connected
3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION
3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION
Teacher:
“What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom HaiSir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out,
In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.....:p;)
(Teacher kicked amir khan out of the class)
Amir khan returns back to class...
Teacher:ab kya hua
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hu
Teacher: kya?
Amir khan: sir,6 inch long, coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed, cud b covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen... :p
Teacher:
“What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom HaiSir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out,
In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.....:p;)
(Teacher kicked amir khan out of the class)
Amir khan returns back to class...
Teacher:ab kya hua
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hu
Teacher: kya?
Amir khan: sir,6 inch long, coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed, cud b covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen... :p
GaLtI mErI tHi (SmS)
GALTI MERI THI”
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi’
Main chahat samajh betha.
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
... .
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko
pyar samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne mujhse zyada ehmiyat di
mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazak samjh
baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri
zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi
samajh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi’
Main chahat samajh betha.
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
... .
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko
pyar samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne mujhse zyada ehmiyat di
mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazak samjh
baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri
zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi
samajh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI