Faadu Haramipan ** :D

Faadu Haramipan ** :D
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Teacher Board pe
likh rahi thi, Achanak
Bittu: Madam Aapka Whisper
niche gir gaya.
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Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur. kaha-
Haramkhor, ise DUSTER kehtehai.. !!

Do you have a male or a female brain?

Do you have a male or a
female brain?
This is called the quick eye
exam........... ­ ­.............. ­. ­...
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...! Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!! ­­!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the
following text in 10 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF
SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You are definitely
male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke! Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF
SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is further
down...
The MALE brain cannot process
the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F'son the first go has a brain ofa
Female
You can test this by asking a
Guy/Girl near you to work it
out.
It really works.

Enjoy my silly stupid company as much before i close my eyes forevr..:)

Send this to your FRIENDS:
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One day, I wil leave d world nnvr
cm bck..
U wil cry whn U wil see my nmbr.
U wil mis me whn U sit alone..
wont b abl to hear my laugh nvoice evr again..
Der wil b no mor ME to irritate,
tease, mk U laugh, n say sory
stupidly..
Tears might flow out of eyes,bt i
wil be gone, long n forever..
So Enjoy my silly stupid company as much before i close my eyes
forevr..:)

3 Idiots Scene- Must Read (New Admin)

3 Idiots Scene- Must Read
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New Admin - *Smiling*
old admin)- Aap Muskura kyurhe hai?
New- Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...
aaj Ban gya hu..bohot maza aa rha hai
Old- zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai...
Tell me What is a Post?
New- Anything that is postedon Facebook..is Post Sir
Old- Can you Please elaborate?
New- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir
Sir actually hum post se ghirehue hai sir!
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me Comment ek second me like!
Comment-like comment-like
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Old- Shut up! ADMIN banke yekaroge?
Comment-like comment like....
Hey chatur tum batao
(another old Admin)- Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Old- excellent!
New- par sir maine bhi toh vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Old- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano... :@
New- Par sir dusre admin bhitoh......
Old-Get out!
New- why sir?
Old- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye
*new admin goes out and Comes Back*
Old- kya hua?
New- kuch Bhul gya tha sir
Old- Kya?
New- An Utility button given us to
protect our Private data i.e pictures messages or personal Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else
Old- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
New- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!
Old- seedha seedha nai bol sakte the?!
New- thodi der pehle try kiyatha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya... :D:P

Heart Touching Lines ♥ KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??

Heart Touching Lines ♥
Maa ki goad,
Papa ki kandhe ,
Aaj yaad aate hain ,
Bachpan ki woh lamhe,
Rote hue soo jana ,
Khud se baat karte hue Kho jaana ,
Wo Maa ka aaawaz lagana ,
Aur khana apne haathon se khilana,
Wo PAPA ka daant lagana ,
Apni zid puri karwane ke liye nakhre dikhana , Kya wo din the
bachpan ke suhaane ,
Kyun lagte hain sab aaj sab begane...
Ab zid bhi apni...
Sapne bhi apne...
Kis se kahein kya chahiye......??
Manzilon ko dhoondte hue kahan kho gaye..??
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KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??
Hit"Like"If U Mising Ur Childhood ♥ ♥

College me wapas laut jaau..!! (AweSome CoLlege Memories)

Hats off to the Guy who wrote this...::
Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai
Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai
Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai
Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai
Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai
Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai
COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai
Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge
Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai
Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai
Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai
Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai
Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai
Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai
Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai
Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai
Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai
Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhina likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai
“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work pleasere view it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai
Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

SABHI LADKIYO KE LIYE EK MESSAGE HAI YEH POST PADHO ACHE SE... (WiTh PiC)

SABHI LADKIYO KE LIYE EK MESSAGE HAI YEH POST PADHO ACHE SE...
Is ladki ka naam hai sushmita,
Isne fb me photo upload kiya tha,
Kisi ladke ne iska photo sev karke google me iska profiledalke call
girl ka list me dal diya
ye ladki ache parivarki bahut decent ladki thi...
Us ladke ne puri city me pehela diya ke yeh call girl hai,
Jab yah baat ladki aur iske parivar ko pata chali to is ladki ke sath
pure parivar ne sucide kar liya...
ye hai face book ki duniya
(ab bathao friends kya iske liye raasta hai? Iske bad bhi nahi sudarenge...
Its my humble request to my All sisters and girls pls don't upload Ur
photos on Facebook...
Share it
Dont Ignore

Awesome Conversation Must Read ♥ ♥

Awesome Conversation
Must Read ♥ ♥
girl -hamare relation ko 2 saal ho chuke hai
boy -ha ji
girl -chalo apni friendship k pehle ki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil ko chhu jaye;)
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boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana k
tumhari baate hmesha yad rahe..
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Boy -chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai!
1 ghanto tak $kul ki balcony me bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
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jab aayi thi tm mere ghar mujse milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki yaad hai!!
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har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna yaad hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
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6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi yaad hai!!
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Culture week me tumara dance krna yad hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
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14 feb velentine day ki thi wo shaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam yaad hai!!
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27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath gumna yaad h !!
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31st oct .socha ab tujhe na dekhunga kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose krna yaad hai"!!
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grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
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bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k
mene tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha tha plz
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boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna yad hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana yad hai!!
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tmne kaha Excuse me tumse kuch kehna hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho jana yad hai!
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na tum aage kuch bol payi na mai kuch keh paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek dusre ko
sweekar kr lena yaad hai!!! ♥♥ ♥