A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it..!

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap -
must read it..!
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A Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman
And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In
A Train
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And During The Course Of Time Get
Themselves Introduced To Each Other
And Become Temporary Friends... .
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The Train Goes Through A Tunnel
And It Gets Completely Dark...
.
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound
And Then A Slap !!!
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The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...
.
The Women And The Assistant Are
Sitting
.
There Looking Perplexed...
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The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His
Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody
Says Anything... .!
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The Old Woman Is Thinking :
.
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls.
He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The
Tunnel.
.
Very Proper That She Slapped Him...
.
The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me
But
.
Kissed My Mother Instead And Got
Slapped...
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The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed
The
.
Young Girl. She Might Have Thought
It Was Me And Slapped Me... .
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Now Guess What The Assistant Is
Thinking...
.
.
. .
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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What
The Assistant Is Thinking...
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If This Train Goes Through Another
Tunnel, I Will Make Another Kissing Sound
And Slap My Manager Again...!
.
The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In
The Office...!!