Ek PyAaRa SaCh. . . . .

Ek Pyara Sach: "Jo Insaan Har Waqt Sabki
Khushi Chahta hai,
Sabke Bare Me Achha Sochta
hai,
Sabki Care Karta hai
.
.
.
Wohi Insaan..
.
.
.
.
Zindagi Me Hamesha Akela
Reh Jata hai... . .
#‪λττιτυδξ_κιζζεπ‬

Feelings of a Married GirL (Dedicated To All Girls)

Feelings of a Married GirL
(Dedicated To All Girls)
.
Here i Am siting in my Room at night
Thinking hard about life...
How it change from a careless university life
to strict in laws life.. ?
How tiny pocket money changed to
husband's huge pocket full of salary..
But then why it gives less happiness ?
How a single plate of snacks with friends
changed to a remaining food of kids.
but then why there is less hunger ?
How a limited prepaid card changed
to postpaid package;
but then why there are less calls and sms?
How old computer changed in to laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on ?
Huh..
How a small bunch of friends changed to
mother-in-law, Brother-in-law,sister-in-law
but then why we r always feel loneliness ?
When I Was College Going Student , I Never Care About My Mom Dad N Now M Missing Them Like Hell..
"When You Will Get Married , Everything Will Gonna Change.. So Enjoy Each n Every Moment Of Your Life"
No Doubt Your Married Life Will Be Best But This One Is "AWESOME"

HoNeY siNgH [BlUe EyEs] ~ExAm VeRsiOn~

Exam versn of blue eyes..
friend says:
white eyes red teri lagdi ha menu
i thnk sari raat me padti rhendi h tu
makng chits uff ye tricks
baby lagdi h cheater
(oh yeah)2
katal kre tere ideas thriller
teacher raps:
nazar apni paper par rakha kar jab me invilligate
krta hu
main wo teacher nai hu jo students ko marks deta
hoon
red pen laya hoon
marks tere cut kr doon
dekh lunga tere parents aur tutn teacher nu
paper check karo phr haat me le k
sahi marks doon na du tolmol k
2nyt u gotta sleep late at nyt
aj ho gaya fail ghar pe phn kr k bl de
mom raps:
ghar pe rahega to rahega be fikar
ni mera matlab
hoja ghar se beghar
orelse dungi left nd right
bhar hoga shor baby ghar pe petai
u decide k kya krna h
tujhko to begger banna h
sir jhukwa di h tune meri sharm se
aur kheda h techr ne badla liya apne studnt se
(chorus)
dad raps:
suna h tere skul m fund bhaut kam h
padhne likhne ka na tera koi plan h
pass kradu note khila du
(teri pricipal v beta gandhiji ki fan h)2

THis is Really Interesting

Dis is really interesting
.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are wittren,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in rghit pclae.The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Interesting naa?

!♥!!♥! Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana. . . . !♥!!♥!

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam
Botal Sharab Ki Aur Ek Glass Leke Aana

Mai Nahi ChAhTa Wo Mere DiL sE khelna chhor de... !♥!!♥!

!♥!!♥! Mjhe dafnane se pehle mera dil nikaal k
usko de dena
.
.
Mai nahi chahata wo khelna chhor de... !♥!!♥!

Tanhai Me Rone Ki Aadat Mujhe bhi Hai !♥!!♥!

Khoye Huwe Ansuo Se Mohbat Mujhe bhi Hai,
Teri Tarah Zindgi Se Sikayat Mujhe bhi Hai,
Tu Agr Nazuk Hai to Pathar Mai Bhi Nahi,
Tanhai Me Rone Ki Aadat Mujhe bhi Hai. . . . . !♥!!♥!

Agar Koi Mohabbat Karne Wala Shaksh, Gussa Karna Chod De? !♥!!♥!

Agar Koi Mohabbat
Karne Wala
Shaksh?
Aap Pe Gussa Karna
Chod De?
To Samajh Jao?
Aap Uski Nazar Me
Apni Ahmiyat
Kho Chuke Ho?

Mujhse zyada Agar tumhe koi chahe ♥♥

Mujhse zyada Agar tumhe koi chahe toh. . . . . .
~
Mere hathon se apna haath chura
lena..!♥

Zaroori to nahi jo khushi de usi se pyar ho.... ♥♥

Zaroori to nahi jo khushi de usi se pyar ho........
.
Sacchi Mohabbat to aksar dil todne wale se hee hota hai.....

Yes, I am a FREELANCER ♣ShyamKgp♣

A person who has friends, yet not quite many close friends.
.
A person who is in a party, yet is sitting alone, drinking beer watching everybody else.
.
A person who is with everybody yet is alone with himself.
.
A person who seeks to enjoy the thrills of life all by himself.
.
Such a person, is whom I would like to call a Freelancer.
And me?
Yes, I am privileged to call myself a freelancer. I take a bow! ‪#‎ revelation

My CoNfEsSiOn... ShyamKgp

i KnW, oNe DaY #i_wiLL_lEaVe_ThiS_woRlD.... BuT bEfOrE tHaT, i WaNt To #LiVe_My_LiFe.... AnD #aChiEvE_mY_gOaLs.....
~
i KnOw #U_will_FoRgEt_Me iN TwO dAyS..... BuT bEfOrE tHaT, i WaNt To MaKe U ReAliSe, ThAt #i_ExiSt iN tHiS #SeLfiSh_WoRlD
~
My NaMe iS #ShYaM_PrAsAd . i KnW iTs ToO cOmMoN nAmE, bUt OnE dAy, u'LL sEe ThE #cRaZiNeSs FoR tHiS siNgLe NaMe....
~
i'M nOt GoOd iN #sTuDiEs, #SpOrTs NoR iN #GeNeRaL_KnOwLeGe aNd i KnOw i'm #StUpiD, #iDiOt, #NoNsEnSe, #DuMb BuT i'M pRoUd ThAt AtLeAsT #i_aM_nOt_FaKe
~
i JuSt WaNt To SaY oNe ThiNg ThAt #Be_GoOd To AtLeAsT tHeM #wHo_CaReS_fOr_YoU..... DoNt PlAy WiTh AnYoNe's #EmOtiOn...
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MuSt MoRe To SaY..... BuT #i_StOp_HeRe.... #GoOd_DaY.... #TaKe CaRe....
~
#ShyamKgp

Diff. BeTwEeN mY 1st LoVe (NaNdiTa DaS) & LaSt LoVe (PuJa SiNgH) [By ShYaM]

ThE fiRsT 'LOVE' oF mY liFe.... & ThE lAsT 'LOVE' r ToTaLLy DiFFeReNt..... ExCePt OnE tHiNg, ThAt iS.... "I TRUELY LOVED BOTH OF THEM....."
~
‪#‎ ShyamKgp‬

Kisi Aur Ko Is Dil Me Aane Ki Izaazat Hi Nahi

Tere Begair Is Zindagi Ki
Hume Zarurat Nahi ..
Tere Siva Kisi Aur Ki
Hume Chahat Nahi ..
Tum Hi Rahoge Hamesha Mere Dil
Me ..
Kisi Aur Ko Is Dil Me Aane Ki
Izaazat Hi Nahi...

iTnA kHaFa Na HoNa Ki MaRr JaU mAi ♥♥

Itni mohabbat na kr k bikhar jaun main,
thoda rutha v kr k sudhar jaun main...!!!
Agar ho jaye khata to ho jana khafa,
pr itna bhi nhi k mar hi jaun main...!!!....

TrUe FaCt (PyAaR) ♥♥

True fact:
.
Jis Insan ko Ghussa ziada Aata
Hai.
.
. . Wo Insan Pyar bhi Utna Hi zyada
Karta hai.
.
.
. .
Because, .
.
If red is danger showing color
then red is Also Color of love..!!!♥

60 things a girl wants but wont ask

60 things a girl wants but wont ask
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D

Aashiqui... (FB StYlE)

Fb Aashiqui...
Hum offline
Ab rah nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera (2)
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho
jaayenge,
Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa.
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Meri Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera WhatsApp
sabhi,
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp
bina,
Har bing pe he naam teraa. .......
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,
'LMAO' ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Ol raha main
Tujh ko jo yun WhatsApp diya hai
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko
sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
Me jo BLOCK bhi hua WhatsApp pe
yaha
WeChat pe khada hu me wahaa…
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKEY' bhi,
Mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho. xP.xD

In ThE tHoUgHts Of 'PUJA SINGH' [bY sHyAmKgP]

~MY TODAY's EXPERIENCE~
<3 <3 Na JaAnE kYu Mai UsSe NaRaAz Ho JaAtA Hu.... Ye JaNtE hUe Bhi Ki Mai UsKe BiNa NaHi JeE sAkTa.....
AaJ jAb ScHoOl MeiN uSnE mUjHsE bAaT nAhi KiYa ToH mAiNe UsSe BaAt Na KaRnE kA fAiSlA kAr LiYa....
BuT uSkE cUtEnEsS kE aAgE, MeRi NaRaZgi Na TiKi... AuR mAi FiR sE piGhAl GaYa.... :p :D
I LOVE YOU.... SwEeTu..... <3 <3
~
#ShyamKgp

MUST READ... (DiReCt FrOm My HeArT) [By ShYaMkGp]

MUST READ... (DiReCt FrOm My HeArT) (DoNt CoPy ThiS)
<3 <3 I LOVE YOU.... <3 <3 .....
iT dOeSnT mEaNs ThAt i WaNt 'SEX' fRm U....
SEX iS nT LOVE...
i JuSt WaNt To SpEnD sOmE tiMe WiTh U.... So ThAt i CoUlD bE liTTlE hApPy.....
i LoVe To StAy WiTh U......
YoU r ThE oNe, WiTh WhOm i CaN To SpEnD mY wHoLe LiFe......
ThiS iS nOt A LiE.... i ReAlLy NeEd U.... m NoThiNg WiThOuT yOu... YoU aLwAyS mAkE mE fEeL sO cOmFoRtAbLe, LiKe i WaS nEvEr BeFoRe.... <3
i KnOw i FliRt WiTh MaNy GiRls, BuT aT tHe EnD oF tHe DaY, i OnLy ThiNk AbOuT yOu....
CaNt ExPlAiN hOw MuCh i LOVE yOu....
i KnOw, U aLsO LOVE mE..... Bt DoNt KnOw WhAt WiLl HaPpEn iN tHe FuTuRe.... i JuSt HoPe FoR tHe BeSt FoR bOtH oF uS.....
~
i CaN fiGhT aLoNe WiTh ThE wHoLe WoRlD, iF u ArE wiTh Me...aNd iT dOeSnT mAtTeRs iF i WiN iT LosE iT wHeN i WoN u.....
~
<3 i LOVE yOu <3 BuT iT dOeSnT mEaNs ThAt i FoRgOt My CoOl FrNdS.... i LOVE mY fRnDs AlSo, #SaMiRaN , #SaNcHiTa , #SaMpiKa , #SaYaN , #RaJ , #MaiNaK , #AbHiShEk , #RaHuL , #RoHiT_sUr , #RoHiT , #SaGaR_SiNgH , #SaGaR_RoUtH ,#ArUp , #SuNiTa , #MaMoN , #SuMoNa , JoGhU , #SuMaN , #ArPiTa , #ArPiTa_GhOsH , #IrEnE , #AiShA , #MaYuR , #RoShAn , #PrAtYuM , #IjAhAr , #E.DeVi , #AnShU , #TaNyA , #TaNiA , #RaVi , #YaSh , #SoHaM , #RaNjAn , #JoYdEb , #AmiT , #ViBhU ...... Etc. EtC..... ThErE's My LoTs MoRe FrNds.., SoRrY tO tHeM wHo's NaMe iS nOt MeNtiOnEd.... JuSt CoMMeNt HeRe.....
~
AnD tO mY LOVE mY JAAN .... i'll NeVeR lEaVe YoU....
~
<3 I LOVE YOU <3 I LOVE YOU <3 I LOVE YOU <3
~
#ShyamKgp

"MAI KHUSH HU" (LoSt MoMeNts AwEsOmE)

"MAI KHUSH HU"
Zindagi hai Chhoti,har Pal me main
Khush hu.
School me Khush tha,
Ghar me Khush raha.
Aaj Paneer nahi hai, Daal me hi
Khush hu.
Aaj bike me ghumne ka Waqt nahi,Do
Kadam paidal Chal k hi Khush hu.
Aaj un Doston ka Saath nahi,Msg
padke hi Khush hu.
Aaj koi Naraz hai,
Uske is Andaz me bhi Khush hu.
Jisko Dekh nahi sakta,
Uski Awaaz me hi
Khush hu.
Jisko Paa nahi sakta,
Uski Yaad me hi Khush hu.
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai,Uskikhatti-
Mithi Yadon me hi Khush hu.
Aane wale Pal ka pata nahi,Sapno ki
dunia me hi Khush hu.
Agar dil ko chua to rply krna,nhi to
main waise hi khush hu!!

Gujarat express [CHENNAI EXP. Movie]

Next movie: Gujarat express
.
Song: Dandiya rass
.
Mucho ko thoda round gumake,
Rabari jesa dress pehenke,
Chass main thodi lassi milake,
All the falguni fans
A halo
Dont miss the train
A halo
Dandiya rass, dandiya rass,
dandiya
rass, dandiya rass.......
Jab bhi falguni ka gharba bajega
In the maidan tumko aana padega,
Dandiya ko gumana padega,
Dandiya rass, dandiya rass,
dandiya
rass, dandiya rass....

Commerce Student (JOURNAL ENTRY) :p

Agar mummy chappal maregi to uski journal entry kya hogi...
CHAPPAL A/C Dr.
TO IZZAT A/C
(being chappal received from mummy and izzat goes out)
: Journal Entry for Love:
GirlFriend A/c Dr.
To petrol A/c
To cash A/c
To gifts A/c
To recharge A/c
(Being love expenses incurred and the Boyfriend declared insolvent)
Sent to all Commerce students... we will create journal entry for anythng -
Commerce student are creative... (bachpan se)

Aashiqui 2 Song in New style..

Aashiqui 2 Song in New style..
.
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de
facebook
chalau main ya naa.
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
.
.
Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa
naaaaaaaa. .
.
Khaana tu rakh de paka
ke,
khau main yaaa na.
.
Itna bata de mujhko
kab milne aau tujhko...
.
Ab hota nhi intizaaaar
tu hi ye mjhko bata de
koi dusri
patau main yaa naaaaaa...
~
www.fb.com/nanditasharmarocks

Mere Garam Pani Se Kyo Nahaayi Kamini....

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli
To .
.
.
Santa Use Ghoor Raha Tha!
.
.
.
.
Wife Romantic Hokar : Kuch Karne Ka Iraada Hai Kya?
.
.
.
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
.
.
.
.
.
Mere Garam Pani Se Kyo Nahaayi Kamini....

Prove that :- "PAPA=MAMA"

QUESTION
--------------
Prove that :- "PAPA=MAMA"
Answers:-
1) Art Student - 'OUT OF COURSE'
2)COMMERCE STUDENT- 'WRONG QUESTION'
3)MEDICAL STUDENT-'IT'S IMPOSSIBLE'
4)ENGINEERING STUDENT:- Hmmm......!
Its So simple
According to newtons second law-
F=MA ---- eq 1
And we know that,
Pressure(P)=Force(F)/Area(A)
therefore,
F=PA ----- eq 2
From equation 1 and 2,
PA=MA
On squaring both sides,
PAPA=MAMA ... Hence Proved.
"ENGINEERS ARE THE SPECIES WITH
SOLUTION OF ANY PROBLEM"...

Coz I Love U Yes I m Selfish....

Yes I m Selfish...
Thats Why I care for U,
Thats Why I scare to lose U,
Thats Why I miss U Every moment,
Thats Why I Cry for U in yourabsence,
Thats Why I pray to god for your Happiness,
Thats Why I always Wish That one day U wud be mine,
.
.
.
.
Coz I Love U
Yes I m Selfish....

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS (AbOuT giRlS)

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar
Me..
.
.
.
.
Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
Aur LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR Me.....

Na Jane Kya Mujh Se ZAMANA Chahta Hai :'(

Na Jane Kya Mujh Se ZAMANA Chahta Hai,
.
.
Mera Dil Tor K Mujhay Hansana Chahta Hai,
.
.
Na Jane Kya Bat Jhalakti Hai Mera Chahre Se,
.
.
Har Shakhs Mujhe AZMANA Chahta Hai.....

Dosto Ko 1 Cute Si Bhabhi DeDe.... :p :D

Main Kuch Nahi Mangta Tujhse Apne Liye Ae Khuda
.
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.
.
.
.
.
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.Bas Mere Pyaare Bhaiyon Aur Sweet Se Dosto Ko 1 Cute Si Bhabhi DeDe.......

Propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.? (FuNnY GF-BF)

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..kya tum
mujhse
shadi
karoge?
Bol mela baby
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY- Arre kamini, Propose kar
rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.?

Sharm aati hai. Shareef hun na isiliye..... :p

Log pata nhi ladkiyon ko kaise propose kr dete
hai yar..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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Muje toh pani puri khane ke baad papdii mangne me v Sharm aati hai.
Shareef hun na isiliye.....

Aadhi Icecream De..... (FuNnY GF-BF)

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
.
.
Boy Purchased It,,
.
.
Girl: Thank You
.
.
Boy: Sirf Thank You,,
.
.
Girl: You Want Kiss Na.??
.
.
.
.
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhookhi,
Aadhi Icecream
De.....

Darr Hai Ki Zehar Chupke Se Usne Khaya Hoga….!♥! (BeSt)

Aaj Dulhan Ke Laal Jode Mein,
Use Uski Saheliyon Ne SajayaHoga…
Meri Jaan Ke Gore Haathon per
Sakhiyon Ne Mehndi Ko Lagaya Hoga…
Bahut Gehra Chadega Mehndi Ka Rang,
Us Mehndi Mein Usne Mera Naam Chupaya Hoga…
Reh Reh Ker Ro Padegi
Jab Jab Usko Khayal Mera Aaya Hoga…
Khud Ko Dekhgi Jab Aaine Mein,
To Aks Usko Mera Bhi Nazar Aaya Hoga…
Lag Rahi Hogi Balaa Si SunderWoh,
Aaj Dekh Ker Usko Chaand Bhi Sharmaya Hoga…
Aaj Meri Jaan Ne
Apne Maa Baap Ki Izzat Ko Bachaya Hoga…
Usne Beti Hone Ka
Doston Aaj Har Farz Nibhaya Hoga…
Majboor Hogi Woh Sabse Jyada,
Sochta Hoon Kis Tarah Usne Khud Ko Samjhaya Hoga…
Apne Haathon Se Usne
Hamare Prem Ke Khaton Ko Jalaya Hoga…
Khud Ko Majboot Bana Ker Usne
Apne Dil Se Meri Yaadon Ko Mitaya Hoga…
Bhooki Hogi Woh Jaanta HoonMein,
Kuch Na Us Pagli Ne Mere Bageir Khaya Hoga…
Kaise Sambhala Hoga Khudko
Jab Use Fairon Ke Liye Bulaya Hoga…
Kaampta Hoga Jism Uska,
Haule Se Pandit Ne Haath Uska Kissi Or Ko Pakdaya Hoga…
Mein To Majboor Hoon Pata Hai Use,
Aaj Khud Ko Bhi Bebas Sa Usne Paaya Hoga…
Ro Ro Ke Bura Haal Ho Jaayega Uska,
Jab Waqt Uski Vidayi Ka AayaHoga…
Bade Pyaar Se Meri Jaan Ko
Maa Baap Ne Doli Mein Bithaya Hoga…
Ro Padegi Aatma Bhi
Dil Bhi Cheekha or Chilaya Hoga…
Aaj Apne Maa Baap Ke Liye
Usne Gala Apni Khushiyon Ka Dabaya Hoga…
Reh Na Paayegi Juda Hoker Mujhse
Darr Hai Ki Zehar Chupke Se Usne Khaya Hoga…...

Aaj phir rone ko jee chahta hai....!♥!

Aaj phir kisi se milne ko jee
chahta hai,
Pass baith kr batt krne ko jee
chahta hai,
Itna haseen tha unka aanshu
pochne ka andaj....
ki Aaj phir rone ko jee chahta hai....

PYAR ki application..!♥!

PYAR ki application..
To,
The janeman ...
I love you jaan
Subject- Love is Life.
Dear Janu,
I beg to say that, I am a student of ur
heart. My Dil is very ill.
It is dhadking (Beating) many time ina
minute.
So, Kindly give me a kiss.
Thanks,
YOUR'S LOVER ,
Name :: Pyar Ka Mara.
Class :: Dil Hai Tumhara
Roll no. 143...!♥!

An Awesome Moment.... (LoVeR)

An Awesome Moment..
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when ur Lover is sleeping &
You are watching your Lover's
innocent face with Love....

Apne SINE se Laga K Mere Gum Dur Krdo.....

Apne SINE se Laga K Mere Gum Dur Krdo
TumSe JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Mjbur Krdo
Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera
Mai Kisi Aur Ko Na Dekhu Itna Magrur Krdo....

I Won the DANCE COMPETETION...!!! (FuNnY) :P

I Got so Drunk Last Night,
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I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another
Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETETION...!!!

"TAJ MAHAL" as a symbol of LOVE..???

We know "TAJ MAHAL" as a
symbol of LOVE..
But history wants to say
something..
1:Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th
wife, out of his 7 wives!!!
2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's
husband to mary her!!!
3. Mumtaz died in her 14th
delivery!!!
4. He then married Mumtaz's
sister!!!
So guys
Where the Hell was Love???

i love you baby..

Boy:"i love you baby..
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Girl:"tameez se baat kar..
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Boy:"om manglam bhagwan vishnu with
respct i beg to say that i love you devi
ji.."

Wo roye to muh mod ke roye.........

Wo roye to muh mod ke
roye.........
Wo roye to
muh mod ke roye...... Koi
majburi thi jo Dil tod ke
roye........ Hmare samne
hmari tasver faad
di............ Pr humare jaane
ke baad tukda jod ke
roye...

Cute LOVE Story… !♥!

Cute LOVE Story… !♥!
Boy : I really loved when
you cry badly !!
Girl (angrily) : Why is it
so,
means you enjoy??
Boy: No because thats
the only moment you
hug me as tightly as
you can…..
Girl: awwwwww…I
Love U. . . ..!♥!

Boy Doing Push Ups (LoL)

A Boy Doing Push Ups 'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl Passes
Boy:"82 83 84"...

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me. I allowed them.... :p

When I was a Cute Child, Every girl
Wanted to Kiss Me. I allowed them
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Now I want to kiss many cute
girls but
they don't allow.
..
Moral: Girls Are Selfish.....

Jhuko wahan jahan Kisi k Dil me tumhe jhukane ki Zid na ho ..!

I Don't Have Attitude Problem....
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But i strongly blv
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Jhuko wahan jahan Kisi k Dil me
tumhe jhukane ki Zid na ho ..!

If you can read this, you have a strong mind~

If you can read this, you have a strong mind~
.
.
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H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
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B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7
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N0W, 0N 7H15 7IM3 Y0UR M1ND
1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
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4B0U7 17,B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.
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LIKE If You Got a Strong Mind

Smiling has always been easier than explaining y I'm sad...!...

Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry n i don't get hurt.
.
Just because I come out strong, doesn't mean
there is nothing wrong.
.
Often I choose to pretend that I'm happy, So I don't have to explain myself to people
who'll never understand.
.
Smiling has always been easier than
explaining y I'm sad...!...

The hardest Moment.... :(

The hardest moment
.
is not
when tears flow from
your eyes
.
It's
When you have to hide the
.
tears in your eyes with a
smile..!!!!!!!!

JANAZA mera uth raha tha....... :(

JANAZA mera uth raha tha...
,
fir be takliff thi unko aaneme,
.
Bewafa ghar me baithe puch rahe
the,
.
Or kitni der hai"Dafnane"me....

A Tribute 2 school life....

A Tribute 2 school life....
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. Ek muddat k baad milne wali thi qaid se aazadi
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Par kismat to dekho
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Aazadi mili to pinjre se pyar ho gaya tha
.
. M missing mah school days.nd wat abt u ol my lvly
frndzz...

SMILE, It really suits you....

SORRY I'm disturbing you
at this time,
.
but please can you do me a
favor???
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If you are not Buzy or not doing
anything important....
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Can you please....
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.SMILE,
It really suits you

DoSt KyA hAi...... :'( aWeSoMe......

Dost Wo Nahi Jo Aapke Liye Kamaye,.
.
Dost Wo Hai Jo Aapki T-Shirt Maang
Kar Le Jaye
Aur Kabhi Wapis
Na De….
.
Dost Wo Nahi Jo
Aapko Treat De,
.
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Aapke Ghar Aaye
Aur Kahe "Aaj Kya Paka Hai,.
.
Jo Bhi Hai Jaldi Se Le Aa"...
.
Dost Wo Nahi Jo Call Karke
Milne Aaye,
Dost Wo Jo Ghar Ke Samne Aake
MSG Kare "Kamine Bahar Aa..
..
Dost Wo Nahi Jo
Kahe Wo Ladki Teri Kismat Me Nahi.
.
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kahe
"Saale Party De Party
Use To Ghar Se Utha Layenge Tere
Liye".
.
Dost Wo Nahi Jo
Janaze Me Aaye,.
.
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-Shirt
Le Ke Aaye Aur Kahe
"Le Saale Nahi Chahiye Tera Ehsaan
Chal
Uth Aur Meri
Dosti Wapis Kar.. :)

Today's generation.....

Today's generation..
Baap:" Beta maine tere liye ek ladki
dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati,
Gunvati, aur
Sarasvati hai..
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Beta:" Lekin papa mein kisi orse pyar karta hoon or vo...
Garbhvati hai....

Missing My Frndss.. ;(

Chahe Zindgi Kal Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Le aaye..
Lekin Ye Dost Hmesha Yad Aayenge..
.
.
Chahe kal Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye..
Vo Pal Hmesha Rulayenge...
Vo Yaaro Ka Milna..
Vo Mil K Jhagadna..
Vo Sath Me Khana..
Vo Race Lagana...
Vo Seetiyan Marna..
Fir Jaldi Se Bhagna..
Vo Clothes Ki Sharing..
Vo Porn K Liye Bluetooth Ki pairing ..
Vo Raat Bhr Bhatakna..
Vo Ek Bike Pe 4 Ka Latakna...
Vo Goldflake K Sutte..
Vo Sike Hue Bhutte..
Vo Techrs Ki Lena..
Vo Kmino Ki Sena.._/\_
Shayad Hm Vo Din Fir Kbhi Nhi Jee
Payenge..
Vo Pal Hme Bhut Rulayenge..
Missing My Frndss.. ;(

Girl's & Boy's ProBlEm...

Girls Problem : They Love the Ones that hurt them..
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Boys Problem - They hurt The Ones They Love..

Pyaar Ho GaYa Hai MuJhE....

Meri Neend ud gai hai aajkal....
Lagta hai Kisi ladki ke Pyaar Ho GaYa Hai MuJhE....

My sweetest memory....

My sweetest memory - UR msg!
.
My biggest sadness - The
distance!
.
My biggest hope - I will see You
soon!
.
My strongest prayer -Our
Relation
continues forever!

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it..!

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap -
must read it..!
.
A Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman
And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In
A Train
.
And During The Course Of Time Get
Themselves Introduced To Each Other
And Become Temporary Friends... .
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The Train Goes Through A Tunnel
And It Gets Completely Dark...
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Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound
And Then A Slap !!!
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The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...
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The Women And The Assistant Are
Sitting
.
There Looking Perplexed...
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The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His
Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody
Says Anything... .!
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The Old Woman Is Thinking :
.
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls.
He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The
Tunnel.
.
Very Proper That She Slapped Him...
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The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me
But
.
Kissed My Mother Instead And Got
Slapped...
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The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed
The
.
Young Girl. She Might Have Thought
It Was Me And Slapped Me... .
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Now Guess What The Assistant Is
Thinking...
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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What
The Assistant Is Thinking...
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If This Train Goes Through Another
Tunnel, I Will Make Another Kissing Sound
And Slap My Manager Again...!
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The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In
The Office...!!

Height of teasing...

Height of teasing:
I was sitting near the window& singing...
"kabutar ja ja ja"
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..
then my mom asked me: " Kya hua beta?
SMS pack khatam ho gaya kya" ??

Dedicated to Ourselves.. V vr BORN in 90's...:):):)

Dedicated to Ourselves..
V vr BORN in 90's...:):):)
D last SANE generation!!!
V r d last generation dat learnt 2
play in street...
V r d 1st who played video games...
V r d 1st 2 c cartoons in color n
went 2 amusement parks...
V vr d last 2 record songs f radio on
cassettes...
V r d pioneers f walk mans n chat
rooms...
V r d 1st teenagers 2 eat pizza's n
burgers...
V r d pioneers who initiated d"SMS
LANGUAGE"...
Be proud of yourself that ur born in
90's....

Love stories end before it starts.....

A girl never express her liking for a boy Thinking boy should express first
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And
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A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend That’s why Love stories end before it starts...

They were cartoons to all but for me they were my teachers....

Scooby Doo:" Taught me to never be afraid of
screwing up
Tom and Jerry:" Taught me friendship..
Courage the cowardly dog:" Taught me to over
come my fears..
G. I. Joe:" Taught me team work..
Alladin:" Taught me nothing isimpossible
Mickey Mouse:" Taught me to be good person..
Chip n dale:" Taught me no matter how small
you can still rock on..
Richie rich:" Taught me to never feel proud..
Dexter:" Taught me that science was fun..
Johny bravo:" Taught me to flirt with girls, get
rejected and never mind
Shinchan:" Taught to enjoy my life
Mr. Bean:" taught me to make everyone laugh
They were cartoons to all but for me they were my teachers..

Share to all special friends……

Very touching.
Dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye,
dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt Maang kr Le Jae
0r kbi wapis
Na de…
Dost wo nhi Jo
apko Treat de,
Dost wo hai Jo
Aap k Ghar aae
0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai,
Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa"..
Dost wo nhi Jo call kr k
milne aaye,
Dost wo Jo Ghr k Samne aa k
Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa.
Dost wo nahi jo
kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi,
Dost wo hai jo
kahe
"saale party de party
use toh ghar se utha layengetere liye"
Dost wo nhi Jo
Janaze me aae,
Dost wo hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-Shirt
Le k aae 0r kahe
"Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal
Uth Or meri
Dosti wapis kr.
Share to all special friends……

The difference between a wedding and a funeral......

NIKAAH & JANAAZA........
.
The difference between a wedding and a funeral ! (FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA)
Teri doli uthi,
Meri mayyat uthi,
Phool tujh par bhi barse,
Phool mujh par bhi barse,
FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tu saj gayi,
Mujhe sajaya gaya.
Tu bhi ghar ko chali,
Main bi ghar ko chala,
FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tu uth ke gayi,
Mujhe uthaya gaya.
Mehfil wahan bhi thi,
Log yahan bhi the,
FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA
Unka hasna wahan,
Inka rona yahan.
Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,
Do bol tere pade, Do bol merepade,
Tera NIKKAH pada, Mera JANAAZA pada,
FARQ SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tujhe APNAYA gaya,
Mujhe DAFNAYA gaya..

Aashiqui 2 Song in New style..

Aashiqui 2 Song in New style..
.
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de
facebook
chalau main ya naa.
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
.
.
Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa
naaaaaaaa. .
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Khaana tu rakh de paka
ke,
khau main yaaa na.
.
Itna bata de mujhko
kab milne aau tujhko...
.
Ab hota nhi intizaaaar
tu hi ye mjhko bata de
koi dusri
patau main yaa naaaaaa...

Awesome lines After DeAth....

Awesome lines ...
.
Tha Main Neend Mein
Or Mujhe Itna Sajaya Ja RahaTha,
.
Bade Hi Pyar Se
Mujhe Nehlaya Ja Raha Tha,
.
Najane Tha Wo Konsa Ajab Khail
Mere Ghar Mein,
.
Bac'chon Ki Tahra'n
Mujhe Kandhe Pe Uthaya Ja Raha Tha,
.
Tha Paas Mere Mera Har Apna Us Waqt,
.
Phir Bhi Main Har Kisi K Mu Se Bulaya Ja Raha Tha,
.
Jo Kabhi Dekhte Bhi Na The, Muhabbat Ki Nigha Se,
.
Un K Dil Se Bhi Pyar Mujh Pe Lutaya Ja Raha Tha,
.
Maloom Nahi Heran Tha Har Koi, Mujhe Sota Hua Dekh Kar,
.
Zor Zor Se Ro Kar Mujhe Hansaya Ja Raha Tha,
.
Kaanp Utthi Meri Rooh,
Mera Wo Makaa'n Dekh Kar,
.
Pata Chala Mujhe DAFNAYA Ja Raha Tha,
.
Ro Pada Phir Main Bhi Apna Wo Manzar Dekh Kar
.
Jahan Mujhe Hamesha ke Liye sulaya ja raha ...

BEST PROPOSE BY STUDENT ...

BEST PROPOSE BY STUDENT ...
.
I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT i can tell you that I LOVE
YOU....
I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
BUT
i can tell you that you LIVE in my
HEART...
I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT
I can REMEMBER when i FIRST
saw you.
I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell WHATS the REACTION
when you SMILE..
I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the INTENSITY of
SPARK
of my EYES when they SEE you..
I am BAD in every SUBJECT
BUT
I can TELL ALL..
I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the
TOPIC is YOU
.
Ek Like to jarur banta hei bosS....

Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai......

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le k
ghumne jata hai
.
.
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.
ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai
.
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Socho bahat tez barish me kya hua hoga..
.
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Socho...
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Socho...
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.
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Nahi pata... .
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
.
.
ladka dar k bhag jata hai...
Hahahahahahahahaha......

...Akele Na aaye the Aur Na akele jaenge....

Aksar sab log kehte hai
...akele aaye the akele jaenge....
.
.
Lekin such to ye hai k :
"2 logo k bina koi aata nahi...
aur
4 logo k bina koi jaata nahi"......

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada Nuksaan.....

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada
nuksaan kya hai?
.
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir
sakte hai. So get married
soon....

Larkiyan pants k neeche kya pehenti hai?

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kya pehenti hai?
.
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.
.
Sochte raho
.
.
.
.
Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
.
“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi....

Girlfrnd ko dene k liye sabse achha Gift...

Girlfrnd ko dene k liye sabse achha gift kya h?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Confused!
.
Ans-LIPSTICK.

Puchho Q?

kyunki dene ke baad 50% return aata hai.....

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai...

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
.
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar
ghumti hain.
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.
. . .
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan-bujh kar,
UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain. :P:D
.
Mujhe dono pasand hai.....

OUTSTANDING STUDENT :p

I m the most outstanding student in my class....
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becoz
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I always stand outside the class ....
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So PROUD to b an OUTSTANDING STUDENT

Childish bt Awesome Uncountable Memories.....

Most of us miss out life's big prizes: Nobel... Oscar... Grammys... DegreeS.. gold medal... 1st rank..
But we are all eligible for life's small prizes:
A hug from best friend...
A short sleep on friend's shoulder...
A glorious sunset... ��
A chat wid one we have crush on...
A dance in rain...
An icecream �� in winter...
A silent night on the terrace...��
Finding money in old jeans...
A slow night walk on a empty road wid the person who care..
thinking of forwarding this msg to your frndz..
On each point you smiled coz its "sooo true " In d memory of our times �� When d most popular games were "chuppa -chuppi", "pakda-pakdi", "Saakhli"
when d best delights were "aam papad " �� jaljeera", "orange candy", "kismibar", ��
when we wer nt allowed 2 watch late nite movies.... when decision were made by "akkad bakkad bambey bow"
when while playing cricket, rule wer "ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega"
When d best defensive dialogues were "jo kehta hai wahi hota hai" & "same 2 u, no return"
childish bt awesome uncountable memories... Hello It's World Best Friends Week'Snd ths to all ur frnz. Snd it to anyone who md u smile somewhr sometime in ur life to add a smile in thr life..

Kisi din hum so gaye to tujhe neend se nafrat ho jayegi......

Lines By A true Lover
Mujhe bhula kar sona to teri
aadat hi ban gayi hai..
.
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Aye Jaan
.
.
.
Kisi din hum so gaye to
tujhe neend se nafrat ho
jayegi..

Two software Engineers... (FUNNY LOL)

Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy"i forgot to mention, yesterday she cameto my house".
Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Friend: Then what happened..??
Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
Friend: then what... keep going...
Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Friend: Wow!! What configuration.. . ??
Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?
Man: Yes
Friend: A blu-ray burner?
Man: Yes
Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!!

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful....

A small truth to make our Life 100%
successful
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R
ST U V
... W X Y Z
.
.
Is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1314 15
16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
.
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=
96%
L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=
54%
L+U+C+K =
12+21+3+11 =
47%
.
.
None of them makes 100%
Then what makes 100% ???
Is it Money?
NO !!!
Leadership?
NO !!!
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
" ATTITUDE ".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and
Work
that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It depends upon our ATTITUDE..

Mujhe Bhi "Bewafa Logon Se Dil" lagane ka shouq Tha!.....

Mujhe"Mitti ka Ghar" Banane ka
shouq Tha,
Use"Ashiyaane Girane" ka shouq
Tha,
Main khud se Roth Jata Hon"aksar is
liye,
Use Rothe hue logon ko"Manane ka
shouq tha,
Use"Wadon ki Paasdari"Pasand ­ Na
Thii,
Lakin Mujhe "Wadey" Nibhane ka
shouq Tha,
Main Masroof Tha Tanhaayonki
Talaash Main,
"Use"Logon Se Milne Milane"ka
shouq Tha,
WO"Bewafa"Tha is Main Hairat ki
Bat kya Hai,
Mujhe Bhi "Bewafa Logon Se
Dil"lagane ka shouq Tha!.....

Mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai......

1 din mujhse kaha Bhagwan ne: "Mat kar
intezar is janam me uska, Milna mushkil
hai :|
.
.
Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar
ka,
agle janam me to mumkin hai...:))
.
.
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar
bahut
pachhtaega.. -_-
.
.
Muskura ke maine kaha:"Dekhte hain tu
kitna
meri ruh ko tadpayega... :))
.
.
Phir Bhagwan ne kaha: "Hata usse, Chal
tujhe
jannat ki apsra se milata hu:p
.
.
Maine kaha: "Aa niche dekh mere pyar ka
muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hu..;-))
.
.
Gusse mein kaha Bhagwan ne: "Mat bhool
apni
aukat tu to ek insan hai;
.
.
Maine kaha: "Toh Mila de mujhe mere
pyar se
aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."

Height of facebook update:p [[Suhaag raat hai ghunghat udha rha hu mai]]

Height of facebook update:p
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A man wrote...
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Suhaag raat hai ghunghat udha rha hu mai
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After few minutes
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75 Likes and 1 comment
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Bhai, update krte rehena humonline hi hai

Apne Hatho Se Wo Dulhan Ke Liye Saja Gaya Mujko....!! (Must Read)

Must Read frndzzzzz ::
Main Karti Rahi Zulmo Sitam Wo Sahta Raha,
Kuch Is Tarah Mohhabat Samja Gaya Mujko...!
Na Kaha Ek Lafj Bhi Usne Apne Hontho Se Kabhi,
Wo Pagal Najro Se Hi Apni Mohhabat Jata Gaya Mujko...!
Deta Tha Dua Muje Mere Diye Har Dard Par,
Apne Ishq Ki Aag Me Kuch Yu Jala Gaya Mujko...!
Pahle Najar Aata Tha Galiyo Me Chouraho Par Meri,
Kal Raat Khwab Me Jaga Gaya Mujko...!
Ho Jaoungi Kisi Gair Ki Is Raat Ke Baad...!
Par Aye Khuda Us Diwane Ka Diwanapan To Dekh....!
Meri Aur Mere Apno Ki Khushi ki Khatir,
Apne Hatho Se Wo Dulhan Ke Liye Saja Gaya Mujko....!!

Fees maafi ke liye Application (FUNNY)

Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne
mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe
Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath
film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho
gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge
karwana pad gaya fir usko 250
ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250
english wali mam pe shart har
gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf
maths ke sir ke saath chakkar Hai Par Aapke Sath Bhi Chakkar Nikala!!
Warna To Meri Fees Maaf Warna Aapka PardaFaas,
Aapaka Pyara Student-
Chappal Chor Das

Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…...

Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri…..
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yu
Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri…

I Hate Studies, But Luv Technology..

I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology..
I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers..
World Can't Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World..
I Don't Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind..
I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me I'm An Enginr... :))

"हाँ ! मैं पक्का इंडियन हूँ, चाहे तो देख लो "..... ;)

"हाँ ! मैं पक्का इंडियन हूँ, चाहे तो देख
लो "
* सुबह उठकर जब मैं ब्रश करने
लगा देखा टूथ-पेस्ट खत्म होचुका है, मैंने
अंगूठे से ट्यूब को अच्छी तरह से दबाया,
ट्यूब को रोल किया, दोनों अंगूठों से उसे
दबाया, थोड़ा सा पेस्ट उसमेंसे निकला मैंने
ब्रश कर लिया।
* नहाने के लिए बाथरूम में
घुसा तो पाया बोतल में शैम्पू तो है
ही नहीं, मैंने बोत्तल की दीवार से चिपके
शैम्पू को निहारा, थोड़ा सा बोतल में
पानी डाला,आज का गुजारा चल गया।
* बीवी मेरी चाय ले आई, अब कप
थोड़ा सा क्रैक था, तो क्या ?
मेरी क्राकरी की अलमारी मेंतो एक से
बढ़कर एक कपों के सेट रखे हुए हैं। आप मेरे घर
आयेंगे तो आपको इन कपों मेंचाय पिलायेंगे।
* नाश्ते के लिए मैंने बीवीको मना तो कर
ही दिया था, भई आज ऑफिस में राजन
का बर्थडे है, पार्टी रखी है उसने ! बार-
बार कहा है मुझसे, भाई जरूर आना। अब ऐसे
में घर से खाकर जाऊंगा तो वहां खाक
खा पाऊँगा?
* न .. न .. न .... मुफ्त में नहीं खाऊँगा। उसके
लिए एक उपहार भी ले जा रहा हूँ .... हाँ ,
यह वही उपहार है जो अजय ने मुझे
मेरी शादी की साल गिरह पर दिया था।
कमीनेपन की भी हद होती है, साले ने
गिफ्टरैपर भी नहीं लगाया थाउसमें। यह
तो अच्छा था मैं दूसरे गिफ्ट का रैपर संभाल
कर रखा था, काम चल गया उससे।
* मैं निकलने
लगा तो देखा बीवी मेरी उसी टी-शर्ट से
पोछा लगा रही थी जो मैंने आठ साल पहले
खरीदी थी, भई!
क्या कपडा निकला इसका ? 5 साल खूब
पहनी, उसके बाद नाईट-सूट केतौर पर
इस्तेमाल की, इस बार होली पर भी गजब
ढा रही थी और अब देखो न !
कितना बढ़िया पोछा लगता है इससे।
* अब जब मैं गाड़ी में बैठ चूका हूँ यह सीट
का प्लास्टिक गर्मियों में बड़ा तंग
करता है। सारी पीठ पसीने से
गीली हो जाती है। साल भर पहले
ही गाड़ी खरीदी थी मैंने, प्लास्टिक
हटाऊँगा तो सीटें गन्दी हो जायेंगी न,
इसीलिए अभी प्लास्टिक लगे हैं सीटों पर।
* पार्टी में मजा आ गया। पिज़्ज़ा-हट में
जमकर पिज़्ज़ा खाया। 4 पैकेट मिर्च और
सॉस के ले आया था साथ। सच कहूं तो मैगी के
साथ बड़ा मज़ा आता है इनको खाने में।
* बीवी ने कहा था, आते हुए सब्जी ले आना।
मंहगाई ने तो सचमुच हमारी कमर तोड़
रखी है। बताओ ,450/- की सब्जी आ गई,
सब्जीवाले के कमीनेपन की हदतो देखो,
थोडा सा धनिया तक नहीं दियामुफ्त में।
* गोल-गप्पे की रेहड़ी देख मुंह में पानी आ
गया, एक प्लेट खा ही ली मैंने और साथ में
दो बार मसाले वाला पानी भी पी लिया।
मुंह मिर्च से जल रहा था , एक
सूखा गोलगप्पा माँगा ... तो साहब ने
मना कर दिया। बताओ उसका क्या घट
जाता?
* 8 बजे IPL का मैच शुरू होने वाला है,
महीने भर से रिमोट ने दुखी कर रखा है।
चलता ही नहीं है .... साला इसेठोक- ठोक
के चलाना पड़ता है। अब बैटरीबदलने
का टाइम मेरे पास है कहाँ?
* अब सोने का टाइम हो गया है। हाँ ....
सोने से याद आया। यार आजकल सोने के भाव
ने उथल-पुथल मचा रखी है। मुझे
लेना तो नहीं है, लेकिन मैं इसकी कीमत पर
बराबर नज़र रखे हुए हूँ।
इंडियन होना जीवन का एक सुखद पहलु है।
मैं जैसा हूँ वैसा रहना मुझे पसंद है और इस पर
पर गर्व है

BeSt L♥Ve LeTtEr FoR giRlFriEnD

I always thought love was fake and unreal at this age until I met you. You are the first girl that I have ever truly been in love with and it is the best feeling in the world. Every time I see you I think my heart skips a beat or two. You make me feel so comfortable when I’m with you, but at the same time, I’m probably as nervous as a guy can possibly get. Staring into your eyes gives me this warm feeling that words can’t even explain and it forces me to keep a smile on my face. Every time I kiss you I feellike there’s a ‘million billion’ butterflies flying around in my stomach trying to escape. I can hold you in my arms for hours if I had the chance to. You are honestly the prettiest girl I know; your eyes, your super white teeth, your SKINNY stomach, your smile, your hair, your style; it all amazes me! I still don’t understand how a guy like me wound up with a girl like you; I guess you can call it luck! You seem to be the only girl I am attracted to, other girls don’t catch my eye anymore. You are the perfect girl forme and the only one I want to pay any attention to. I feel like a lame *** and weirdo for writing this thing, but I don’t even care. I wrote this to show you how much I really care about you. I hope this isn’t too much! I love u… I love U.
Sincerely your boyfriend and best friend,
you know who:] I hope

SCHOOL TIME LIFE (KG-Class Xi)

school time life
KG :- kisi se dosti nahi thi or ladka
ladki sath m hath pakad kr chalte
they
12th :Dosti bhi thi or pyaar bhi pr
hath pakadne se darte they
KG :- Pencil, rubber, shoppner scale
yeh sab roz le jate they..
12th:- ek pencil bhi dusre class m
mangne jate they
KG :-Lunch krne se pehle handwash
or prayer kiya krte they..
12th:-2nd period m hi tiffin khali
ho jate they
KG :- har subject k copy or books
late they..
12th:- sare subject k ek h copy
banate they..
NOW D MOST UNIQUE BT
BEAUTIFUL DIFFERENCE
KG:- kg m aate waqt bahut roye
they...or
12th:- or 12th se jate waqt bhi roye
the

'SORRY' tO aLl GiRls, WhOm i ChEaTeD...

ToDaY.... I rEaLiSeD tHaT i'M rEaLlY dOiNg VeRy WrOnG wiTh ThE 'GIRLS' wHo CaReS fOr Me.....
I rEaLLy WaNnA sAy "SORRY" tO tHeM, wHoM i WaS 'CHEATING'....

I kNw iTs Nt PoSsiBlE fOr ThEm To 'FORGIVE' mE.... :(
bT aTlEaSt DnT sToP tAlKiNg WiTh Me..... I rEaLlY nEeD u All....

AlThOuGh i StArTeD FliRtiNg WiTh U, jsT 4 'TiMe PaSs', Bt BeLiEvE mE, i ReAlLy StArTeD L♥ViNg YoU.....

I kNw, NoNe Of U wiLL aCcEpT mE aFtEr ReAdiNg ThiS, nOr ThE GiRls WhO r ReAdiNg ThiS wiLL bEliEvE mE.......
I'm ReAlLy SoRrY 4 WhAtEvEr I'vE dOnE.....

I wAnT tO rEsTaRt My LiFe...... :'(

-ShYaM PrAsAd....

SpEciAl L♥Ve LeTtEr...

Here is a love letter from a boy to a
girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and wants
them to stop their relationship...and so.... the boy wrote
this letter to the girl....... He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl....the boy told the girlto "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd
Nos.)

Facebook Par Photo Daalkar Na Karo Badnaam.....

Har Ek Ladki Hoti Hai Maa Baap Ki Jaan...
.
Facebook Par Photo Daalkar Na Karo Badnaam..
.
Kya Pata Uss Din Yeh Dharti Hi Hil Jaye...
.
Jab Kisi Page Par Tumhari Bahen Ki Photo Mil Jaye...
.
Uss Din Aankh Se Bebasi Ke Aansu Mat Rona...
.
Main Sach Kehta Hun Logo Apne Zameer Ko Mat Khona "
Yeh Poem Un Facebook Ke Pages & Admins Ke
Liye Hai...
.
Jo LIKES Ke Liye Kisi Ladki Ki Photo Churakar Upload Karke Yeh puchte Hai
" Item Kaisi Hai ?? "
Aap Sab Logo Se Request Hai,Aise Post Ko Like Na Kare Aur Ho Sake To Report As A Spam Kare...!!

Aankhein sirf tumhare liye barasti hain…

Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai
baarish mein,

To Dekho meri aankhon mein.....

Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai,

Lekin ye Aankhein sirf tumhare
liye barasti hain…
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

SOME LINE FORE KHARAGPUR (KhArAgPuR mEmOriEs) ღ

SOME LINE FORE KHARAGPUR
Wo JHAPATAPUR ki sham,
Wo SERSA stadium me cricket,
Wo GOLBAZAR ka jaam,
Wo SITALA ke rasgullye,
Wo GATE BAZAR ka market,
Wo BIG BAZAR ka shaan,
Wo RAILWAYBOYS ka gurur,
Wo SALUA ka dashera,
Wo KALAIKUNDA ka Ashman shuna
Wo BOMBAY ROAD par facteriyo ka mela,
Wo RAILWAY GARDEN me phulon ka chup kar milna.
Wo MALANCHA ki sadke jaha kitne dil dhardke...
Wo tution se nikal kar adda marna aur ghar der se jana...
Aise hi hai kuch humare KHARAGPUR ki yaadien...
EVERY ONE SHOCK KHARAGPUR rocks........

5 yEaR rApEd GiRl (WiTh ReAl PiC)

PLEASE PRAY FOR 5 YEARS ANGEL WHO IS FIGHTING AGAINST DEATH....
AIIMS ke Medical Suprident nekaha ki agale kuch ghante kafi aham he
bachi ke jindagi ke....itani darindra pan pahalekabhi nahi
dekha...bachi garibghar se hai.oska weight 20 kg Hai....jab hospital
laya tab bachi doctor ko bhi hat nahi lagane de rahi thi....hospital
me lane ke bad bhi oski nicheki jaga se blood aa raha tha,oski lips
pure tara suje huwe the.gal par katne ki nishan hai,aur gale pe ki
nishan se saf jahir hota hai ki oska gala ghot ke marane ka prayas
kiya gaya tha....
Itani hayawaniyat aaj tak nahi dekhi mene...oske body me Infection
kafi jada huwa hai.jab ose hosital laya gaya tab oska blood pressure
kafilow tha aur heart beats kafi teji se ho rahe the....janwar ki tara
oski female part par candle aur oil ke bottle se hurt kareke kar kafi
jada damage huwa hai.......
Mere Bhai Bahano ye hai AIIMS Se doctor Bansal se milijankari.....
Aap sab ko hat jod ke request hai,ki meri is chooti bahanake ke liye
aap sab logprayer kare,aur dusaro ko bhi prayer karane ke liye reqest
kare.....
Jo bhai-bahan raste pe aakar protest kar rahi hai,one bhagawan takad
de ki is protest se we desh ke janwaro ko miti me milaye.......
Please,Please Pray for her Life.......
Govt. se mang karo ki is janwar ko media ke samane fasi pe latkaya
jaye,aur fasi pe latkaye jane ke pahale oske male sex organ ko cut kar
diya jaye.....oske dono hat tak cut kar diye jaye aur ye sab media ke
through livedikhaya jaye,taki koi janwar tak ayasi harkat na kare.....

माँ बहुत डर लगता है माँ मुझे डर लगता है..

माँ बहुत डर लगता है
माँ मुझे डर लगता है...
बहुत डर लगता है...
सूरज की रौशनी आग सी लगती है
पानी की बूंदे तेजाब सी लगती हैं ...
माँ हवा में भी ज़हर सा घुला लगता है .
माँ मुझे छुपा लो बहुत डर लगता है।।।
माँ याद है वो काँच की गुडिया जो बचपन में
टूटी थी ...
माँ कुछ ऐसे ही आज मै टूट गयी हूँ ..
मेरी गलती कुछ भी ना थी
माँ फिर भी खुद से रूठ गयी हूँ ...
माँ बचपन में स्कूल टीचर कीगन्दी नज़रों से
डर लगता था।।।
पड़ोस के चाचा के नापाक इरादों से डर
लगता था।।।
माँ वो नुक्कड़ के लड़कों की बेखौफ़ बातों से डर
लगता था।।
और अब बॉस के वहशी इशारों से डर लगता है।।
माँ मुझे छुपा लो बहुत डर लगता है।।।
माँ तुझे याद है तेरे आँगन में चिड़िया सी फुदक
रही थी ..
ठोकर खा के मै जमीन पर गिर रही थी
दो बूँद खून की देख के माँ तू भीरो पड़ती थी
माँ तूने तो मुझे फूलों की तरह पला था
उन दरिंदों का आखिर मैंने क्या बिगाड़ा था क्यूँ
वो मुझे इस तरह मसल कर चले गए
बेदर्द मेरी रूह को कुचल करचले गए ..
माँ तू तो कहती थी की अपनी गुडिया को मै
दुल्हन बनाएगी
मेरे इस जीवन को खुशियों सेसजाएगी।।
माँ क्या वो दिन जन्दगी कभीना लाएगी ..
माँ क्या तेरे घर अब बारात न आएगी ...?
माँ खोया है जो मैंने क्या फिर से कभी न
पाऊँगी...?
माँ सांस तो ले रही हूँ
क्या जिन्दगी जी पाऊँगी ...?
माँ घूरते हैं सब अलग ही नज़रों से ..
माँ मुझे उन नज़रों से छुपाले
माँ बहुत डर लगता है मुझे आँचल में
छुपाले ...
_
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DeLhi 5 YeAr GiRl RaPeD ;(

NEW DELHI: A 200 ml bottle and pieces of
candle were inserted into the private parts of
the five-year-old rape victim, a doctor said on
Friday, adding that he had
"never seen such a case".
"Upon examination, we found a 200 ml bottle
and two or three pieces of candle inserted into
her private parts.
This is the first time that I have seen such
barbarism
with a five-year-old," ­ R K
Bansal, medical superintendent, ­ Swami
Dayanand Hospital, told reporters.
"There were injuries on her lips and cheeks and
bruise marks on her neck,
suggesting that attempts were made to
strangle her. The blood pressure
was way below normal, and she had fever when
she was admitted," the doctor said.
" The child's condition is very critical. She is in
ICU right now and will be under observation
for the next 24-48 hours," he said.
The girl was abducted on April 15 and kept
hostage for two days without food
and water in a flat owned by the attacker,
said to be in his 30s. He lived on the
ground floor of the building ineast Delhi's
Gandhi Nagar, in which the victim's family also
stayed, police said.
The girl, who was raped
repeatedly, was rescued when members of her
family heard her screams on Wednesday
evening, police said.
Meanwhile, family ,neighbours and activists of
the Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) on Friday
protested outside the hospital
where she was admitted in a serious condition .
Protestors gathered outside the Swami
Dayanand Hospital in Shahdara, east Delhi
and raised slogans against Delhi chief minister
Sheila Dikshit and Delhi Police.
They demanded immediate arrest of the
accused in the case and said the girl should
be shifted to a better hospital like the All
India Institute of Medical Sciences
( AIIMS ). "The police tried to suppress the
matter
and even offered Rs 2,000 tothe family to
keep quiet. On top of that, the
child was admitted to a hospital which does
not
even have proper facilities and equipment,"
AAP spokes person Aswathi
Muralidharan said.
"We want a better hospital and immediate
arrest of the accused," she said. The girl's father told reporters that he had
earlier approached the
police with a complaint that his daughter
was missing , but they failed to register his
complaint.
GUYZ ITS ENOUGH NOW.
ITS TIME TO RAISE OUR VOICEAGAIN.
~
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AiSe NaZrOn Se Na DeKh

Mujhe Aisi Nazron Se Na Dekh
Ki Mera Khud Pe Kaaboo Na Rahe...
~
Teri Baahon Mai Pigghal Jaun
Aur Koi Aarzoo Na Rahe.....
~
Yeh Tere Aane Ki Aahat Mein Kaisa Hai Jaadoo....
~
Ke Jab Jab Mile Hum… Hua Yeh Mann Bekaboo….

Maine"Maut"ko kya khoob kahaa

Maine"Maut"ko kya
khoob kahaa:
"Zindagi me do minute koi mere
pas na baitha.
aaj sb mere pas baithe ja rahe the.

Koi tohfa na mila aaj tk mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe
the.

Taras gye hum kisi ke hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde odhaye ja rahe the.

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the.

Aaj pata chala ke''MAUT''itni
hasin hoti hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to ­ yunhi jiye ja
rahe the...

Faadu Haramipan ** :D

Faadu Haramipan ** :D
..
Teacher Board pe
likh rahi thi, Achanak
Bittu: Madam Aapka Whisper
niche gir gaya.
.
.
Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur. kaha-
Haramkhor, ise DUSTER kehtehai.. !!

Do you have a male or a female brain?

Do you have a male or a
female brain?
This is called the quick eye
exam........... ­ ­.............. ­. ­...
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...! Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!! ­­!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the
following text in 10 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF
SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You are definitely
male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke! Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF
SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is further
down...
The MALE brain cannot process
the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F'son the first go has a brain ofa
Female
You can test this by asking a
Guy/Girl near you to work it
out.
It really works.

Enjoy my silly stupid company as much before i close my eyes forevr..:)

Send this to your FRIENDS:
.
.
One day, I wil leave d world nnvr
cm bck..
U wil cry whn U wil see my nmbr.
U wil mis me whn U sit alone..
wont b abl to hear my laugh nvoice evr again..
Der wil b no mor ME to irritate,
tease, mk U laugh, n say sory
stupidly..
Tears might flow out of eyes,bt i
wil be gone, long n forever..
So Enjoy my silly stupid company as much before i close my eyes
forevr..:)

3 Idiots Scene- Must Read (New Admin)

3 Idiots Scene- Must Read
.
New Admin - *Smiling*
old admin)- Aap Muskura kyurhe hai?
New- Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...
aaj Ban gya hu..bohot maza aa rha hai
Old- zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai...
Tell me What is a Post?
New- Anything that is postedon Facebook..is Post Sir
Old- Can you Please elaborate?
New- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir
Sir actually hum post se ghirehue hai sir!
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me Comment ek second me like!
Comment-like comment-like
.
Old- Shut up! ADMIN banke yekaroge?
Comment-like comment like....
Hey chatur tum batao
(another old Admin)- Pictures, texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Old- excellent!
New- par sir maine bhi toh vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Old- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano... :@
New- Par sir dusre admin bhitoh......
Old-Get out!
New- why sir?
Old- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye
*new admin goes out and Comes Back*
Old- kya hua?
New- kuch Bhul gya tha sir
Old- Kya?
New- An Utility button given us to
protect our Private data i.e pictures messages or personal Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else
Old- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
New- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!
Old- seedha seedha nai bol sakte the?!
New- thodi der pehle try kiyatha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya... :D:P

Heart Touching Lines ♥ KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??

Heart Touching Lines ♥
Maa ki goad,
Papa ki kandhe ,
Aaj yaad aate hain ,
Bachpan ki woh lamhe,
Rote hue soo jana ,
Khud se baat karte hue Kho jaana ,
Wo Maa ka aaawaz lagana ,
Aur khana apne haathon se khilana,
Wo PAPA ka daant lagana ,
Apni zid puri karwane ke liye nakhre dikhana , Kya wo din the
bachpan ke suhaane ,
Kyun lagte hain sab aaj sab begane...
Ab zid bhi apni...
Sapne bhi apne...
Kis se kahein kya chahiye......??
Manzilon ko dhoondte hue kahan kho gaye..??
.
.
.
.
.
KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??
Hit"Like"If U Mising Ur Childhood ♥ ♥

College me wapas laut jaau..!! (AweSome CoLlege Memories)

Hats off to the Guy who wrote this...::
Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai
Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai
Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai
Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai
Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai
Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai
COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai
Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge
Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai
Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai
Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai
Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai
Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai
Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai
Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai
Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai
Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai
Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhina likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai
“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work pleasere view it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai
Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

SABHI LADKIYO KE LIYE EK MESSAGE HAI YEH POST PADHO ACHE SE... (WiTh PiC)

SABHI LADKIYO KE LIYE EK MESSAGE HAI YEH POST PADHO ACHE SE...
Is ladki ka naam hai sushmita,
Isne fb me photo upload kiya tha,
Kisi ladke ne iska photo sev karke google me iska profiledalke call
girl ka list me dal diya
ye ladki ache parivarki bahut decent ladki thi...
Us ladke ne puri city me pehela diya ke yeh call girl hai,
Jab yah baat ladki aur iske parivar ko pata chali to is ladki ke sath
pure parivar ne sucide kar liya...
ye hai face book ki duniya
(ab bathao friends kya iske liye raasta hai? Iske bad bhi nahi sudarenge...
Its my humble request to my All sisters and girls pls don't upload Ur
photos on Facebook...
Share it
Dont Ignore

Awesome Conversation Must Read ♥ ♥

Awesome Conversation
Must Read ♥ ♥
girl -hamare relation ko 2 saal ho chuke hai
boy -ha ji
girl -chalo apni friendship k pehle ki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil ko chhu jaye;)
.
boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana k
tumhari baate hmesha yad rahe..
.
Boy -chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai!
1 ghanto tak $kul ki balcony me bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
.
jab aayi thi tm mere ghar mujse milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki yaad hai!!
.
har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna yaad hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
.
6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi yaad hai!!
.
Culture week me tumara dance krna yad hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
.
14 feb velentine day ki thi wo shaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam yaad hai!!
.
27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath gumna yaad h !!
.
31st oct .socha ab tujhe na dekhunga kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose krna yaad hai"!!
.
grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
.
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k
mene tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha tha plz
.
boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna yad hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana yad hai!!
.
tmne kaha Excuse me tumse kuch kehna hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho jana yad hai!
.
na tum aage kuch bol payi na mai kuch keh paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek dusre ko
sweekar kr lena yaad hai!!! ♥♥ ♥

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERZN..:-P

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERZN..:-P'
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...... ha
Answer Ye Sachi aj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau...
Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye answer. likte jau...
Din rat hi mai ye book rat'te jau...
Book aur guied mai dekhu vari vari.
ji krda book fad du main sari... :~>

Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi Dekta... (FUNNY)

Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Worried:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
Wen U Happy:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
.
.
.
.
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta
Hai..

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI...:))

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI...:))
.
.
Jaise:"Padhte-P ­ -­ ­ ­adhterazai mein so jane ka,
.
Teacher k padhane par kahi kho jane ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k samne chidane ka,
.
.
Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me muskurane ka,
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
.
phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:))

Jab Maine Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya Hai....

Mast Nigahon Mein Unka Basera Hai,
Yahi Toh Bas Ek Jeene Ka Sahara Hai,
Meri Har Raat Ka Wahi Toh Savera Hai,
Jane Kyun Wo Har Ek Se Kehraha Hai,
Ke Is Bhari Duniya Mein Wo Akela Hai,
Meri Mohabbat Ka Usko To Ehsaas Hai,
Par Jaane Kyun Woh Mujhse Khafa Hai,
Manana Toh Unhe Humko Bhi Aata Hai,
Dekhke Munh Modna Kya UnkiWafa Hai,
Kehte Hain Woh Pyaar Ek Chalaava Hai,
Mujhe Chodne Ka Khoob Ye Bahana Hai,
Mujhko Toh Bas Unhe Apna Banana Hai,
Unki Har Dagar Ab Toh Mera Thikana Hai,
Maan Jaye Who Ab Aisa Kuch Karna Hai,
Jab Maine Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya Hai...

Mere Seene se Lage Rehna…

Mere Seene se Lage Rehna… Woh Apni Badi Badi Aankhon Se Tera Mote Mote Aansoon Girana, Woh Mera Tere Aansunon ko Ponch KerApne Dil ka Haal Batana… Kaliyon si Masoom Hai tu, Issiliye Teri Parwah Karta Hoon, Nahi Daanta Karta Kabhi Dil se Tujhe, Bas Uper se hi Gussa Karta Hoon Aaj Tum Bohut Shiddat se Yaad Aye ho…….

HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI....

HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HIASLI PYAR HAI...

QuesTion: Prove that 2/10=2

Question : We know that 2/10=0.2
but
Prove that 2/10=2
Answer:
Normal college students insist Question is "OUT ofSyllabus".
ButEngineering Students replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
Therefore
Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore
wo/en=38/19=2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter answer kya hai, they say ans kyalana hai."

Propose day pe Popat ho gaya

Propose day pe Popat
ho gaya. ...:-P
Mee proposed A girl -
I Love U, I cant live Wthout U,U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love ♥
Do u love me. ??:/??
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.
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.
.
.
. .
Girl - She'z Smile&Says Bhaiya hamka angreji nhi Aawat hai!..:-O;-(

Heart Touching Bachpan

Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
I miss my school days...

BEST STUDENT MESSAGE EVER

BEST MESSAGE EVER...
--------------- ­ --------------- ­- ----
Heart cries, so do my eyes..
It really hurts when you miss your
life.
Life was wonderful then..
NO LOVE....Only friends in then.
Things were so straight and so
fine..
No commitments were in line.
We enjoyed our company and
friendship began..
We teased each other with others
in clan.
Projects, Studies, Parties were in
talks..
"Boss, whose love story is on the
rocks?"
Beautiful was the time...Enjoyed a
lot..
Then came an end to tear us apart.
Final exams were over...Timewas
to say Good-Bye..
Wished that time had never
passed-by.
Some showed courage to propose
their Dream Girls..
Some were still shy to take a step
forward.
Some Love Stories came to an end..
While some started afresh to
continue till the end.
Pictures were taken for memories
forever..
Friends made promises to stay in
touch and loose never.
Evening it was...all were to depart..
Nearby one's said'Let's party
hard'.
I was standing aloof of them
all...Thinking. ­ -.
Is it the end or a new start for all?
Time passed by...All were
scattered..
Only closed one's in
contact...Other ­ -'s din't matter.
MBA or Job was on their mind..
Weekend Masti was still on time.
Years have passed and all have
been settled..
Now we talk but on Facebookand
Twitter
Job/Business is eating most of our
time..
Rest of it is family time.
Every time we decide and fix up a
date..
Which gets postponed...and ­ -we
have to wait.
Then will come a time another..
We'll have partners and kidsall
together.
Meeting then will be a tougher
task..
A minute the call will also not last.
My Life was fun...I had tensions
none..
Friends were on cards...That was
done
Time has changed and it will
change further..
We all will be in the memoriesof
one another.
Missing u all my friends..n tht awesum skul,college lyf love u all..Stay Connected

3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION

3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION
Teacher:
“What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom HaiSir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out,
In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.....:p;)
(Teacher kicked amir khan out of the class)
Amir khan returns back to class...
Teacher:ab kya hua
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hu
Teacher: kya?
Amir khan: sir,6 inch long, coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed, cud b covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen... :p

GaLtI mErI tHi (SmS)

GALTI MERI THI”
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi’
Main chahat samajh betha.
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
... .
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko
pyar samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne mujhse zyada ehmiyat di
mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazak samjh
baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri
zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi
samajh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI

MeRe DoSt UsEy GaLe LaGaNe LaGe (SmS)

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla,
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar,
Mere dost seeti bajane lage,
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use Gale Lagane Lage....

~BeSt~ ReAlItY oF iNdIa

Oh nonononono. Don’t say you
know it. Because you don’t know.
You don’t know how it feels when
people grab your breasts in a
crowded place. You don’t know
how it feels when they stare
straight at your cleavage. When
you suddenly realize that
someone is rubbing himself
against your buttocks in a bus or
a metro. When they peep into
your phone’s screen. When they
pass by you in their superfast
vehicles hitting your breasts or
buttocks, whistling at you, and
telling you all that they want to do
with you. You don’t know when a
man riding a motorcycle passes
by you telling you that he willfuck
you till you cry, and die. You don’t
know when somebody takes his
tongue out and licks his lips to tell
you that he would do the same
with you, then climbs onto a bus
and goes away.
You don’t know how it feels when
your friend comes to you andtells
you that she was hit and slapped
by two bikers on a busy roadof a
busy afternoon. When you see
your girl-friends not being
allowed by their families to leave
their hometowns for their future
studies. When a friend tells you
how an auto-wala stared at her in
his rear-view mirror, drove slow
on normal roads, and speeded it
up near a speed breaker to assert
his masculinity over a female
sitting behind him. When guysask
their girlfriends to take certain
pictures off Facebook, and not
talk to certain men.
You do not know how it feels
when your parents ask your
brother to accompany you
wherever you go; no matter he is
younger than or older to you.
When you have to seek your
parents’ permission a hundred
times before you could go outin a
‘group’ to celebrate a friend’s
birthday. When your mother
scrutinizes you before you could
leave your home. When your
parents call you every evening just
to ensure that their daughteris
back to her hostel safely. When
you can’t go somewhere all alone
because you are simply too scared
of nothing but humans.
The Mukherjis, the Asarams, the
always-have-bee ­n-protected
women, the government-vehi ­cle
users, the Khaps, the chauvinistic
blinds, or the simple unaware
men, you don’t know—anything.
You must not talk. You must shut
up.
.
.
.
I read it in another group and
found it worth sharing!

¢нαlє נααηє ðσ υѕє (sMs)

¢нαlє נααηє ðσ υѕє кιѕι αυя кι вααнσ мє....,
Jσ ιтηι ¢нαнαт к вααð мєяι ηα нυι......
ωσн кιѕι αυя кι куα нσgι...

кιѕι αυя кι вαнση мєιη яєнкαя (SmS)

кιѕι αυя кι вαнση мєιη яєнкαя
ωσн нυмѕє ωαƒα кι вααт кαятє нαιη.,
уєн кαιѕι ¢нαнαт нαι уααяσ,
ωσн вєωαƒα нαιη уєн נααη кαя внι
нυм υηнι ѕє мσнαввαт кαятє нαιη.....

кєησ αмαкє кσѕтσ ðιує ¢нσlє gєlє..?

кєησ αмαкє єтσ кσѕтσ ðιує ¢нσlє gєlє...?
αмαкє єкα ƒєlє ¢нσlє gєlє...
кєησ αмαкє ναlσвαѕнlє ηα..??.
мαנннє мαנнє мσηє нσє тσмαя ѕαмηє gιує ρяσѕησgυlσ кσяι, кιηтυ αмαя
тσн тσмαя ѕαмηє נασαя ѕαнσѕ ηєι... נσðι αя кσкнσησ кασ к ναlσвαѕнσ тσвє αgє ηιנєя мση к qυєѕтιση кσяσ. נ тυмι кι ѕσттι тαкє lσνє кσяσ? ηαкι кσяσ
ηα...
мαηυѕнєя мση кσкнσησ мιттнє вσlє ηα...

нєαят тσυ¢нιηg ѕтσяу (ƒυηηу ѕмѕ)

α нєαят тσυ¢нιηg ѕтσяу..мυѕт яєαð
мσтнєя: ѕση ι'м ѕσяяу.... ι ѕlєρт ωιтн ѕσмєσηє тнαт ιѕ ησт уσυя ðαð 23 уєαяѕ αgσ. αηð тнαт ρєяѕση ιѕ уσυя яєαl ƒαтнєя.
ѕση: мυм, ωнαт яυввιѕн! нσω αм ι тσ ðєαl ωιтн тнιѕ?
мσтнєя: ι'м ѕσяяу нє ωαѕ му ƒιяѕт lσνє αηð ι ¢συlð'ηт мαяяу нιм.. '¢αυѕє ωє ωєяє σƒ ð郃єяєηт яєlιgισηѕ. нє'ѕ ση тнє ρнσηє αт тнє мσмєηт αηð ωαηтѕ тσ ѕρєαк ωιтн нιѕ ѕση ƒσя тнє ƒιяѕт тιмє єνєя.
ѕση: ησ ι'м ѕρєαкιηg тσ
ησ σηє. мя. ωαlια ιѕ тнє σηlу ƒαтнєя ι кησω αηð тнαт'ѕ ιт!!
мσтнєя: ρlєαѕє ðση\'т вє ѕσ υρѕєт. נυѕт тαlк тσ нιм.
ѕση: σк, ι'll gινє нιм α ριє¢є σƒ му мιηє!
ρнσηє: мσяηιηg ѕση, ι αм мυкєѕн αмвαηι. ι'м уσυя яєαl ƒαтнєя.
ѕση: мαα кι ααααηηккннн...
Ðαð! ðαð! ðαð!!!
тнαηк gσð! σнннннннннннн тнαηк gσð!!!!!!
Lυν υ ѕσ мυ¢н ðαð!!!!
ι αlωαуѕ кηєω тнєяє ωαѕ ѕσмєтнιηg ѕρє¢ιαl αвσυт мє..
тнαηк уσυ ѕσσσσ мυ¢н мυм.
уσυ αяє тнє вєѕт мυм ιη тнє ωσяlð!
мσяαl:
ηα вιωι ηα вα¢ннα
ηα вααρ вαðα ηα внαιуα,
тнє ωнσlє тнιηg ιѕ тнαт внαιуα,
ѕαвѕє вαðα яυρρραιуαααα..! ­!!

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