তুমি নেই, তাতে কি?

তুমি নেই, তাতে কি?
পারফিউম বিহীন তোমার
শরীরের গন্ধ এখনও
আমার নাকের সামনে ভেসে
বেড়ায়।
তোমার ভালবাসা যত্ন করে
হৃদয়ের এক কোণে রেখে
দিয়েছি।
নিকটিন নামক বিষাক্ত
ধোয়া আমার দেহের ভিতর
চলাফেরা করছে মাএ
ক'দিন হল।
বিভিন্ন রকমের পানির
গন্ধে ঘর ভরে গেছে।
সেই গন্ধ গুলো এখনও
পেটের ভিতরে পিড়া দিচ্ছে।
কি আর করবো,
তুমি নেই তাই বলে আমাকে
সময় দেওয়ার
কি কেও নেই?
ওরাই আমাকে সময় দেয়…
আমার সত্যি কারের
ভালবাসা তোমার কাছে
সামান্য খেলা মাএ।
আর তোমার মিছে ভালবাসা
পাওয়ার আসা এখনও
ছারি নি..…
তোমাকে খুব ভালবাসি.. . .

ಠ_ಠ আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি. . . . .

আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমায় অনেক
ভালোবাসি তা বোঝাতে পারি নি বলে ।
আমি আমায় ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমার
হারিয়ে যাওয়াটা মেনে নিতে পারি নি বলে ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমায়
বিশ্বাস করেছিলাম বলে ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমায়
আজো ভুলতে পারি নি বলে ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমায়
পাবো বলে এখনো অপেক্ষা করি ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - তোমায়
হারিয়ে বেঁচে আছি বলে ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন -
তুমি না থাকলে আমি কিভাবে থাকবো সেইটা
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - প্রতি টা সময়
তোমায় ভেবে কান্না করি বলে ।
আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি কারন - স্বার্থপর
না হয়ে তোমার
সাথে কাটানো স্মৃতি গুলো নিয়ে বেঁচে আছি ব
হাঁ আমি আমাকে ঘৃনা করি । অতীত
কে ভুলে সময়ের
সাথে তালমিলিয়ে চলতে পারি নি জানি পার
।
আসলেই আমি আমার জীবন কে ঘৃনা করি ...

PaRty YuHi ChALeGi (ALoKNaTh VeRsiOn) AaRTi YuHi ChAlEGi. . . .

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..
Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…
Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night.. [x2]
Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni
aajao mandir ke bheetar
Nariyal fool lekar
khane ko laga hai langar…
Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai
sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai
Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai
karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai..
Ghanti Bajegi Loud
To beti Police bula legi
Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
Khulla mandir Guru Dwara
har beti bole ghar nahi jana
Babuji ko tu karde msg
aaja beti karke bahana
Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar
Aarti ke gajab najare
Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi
Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare..
Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai
ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai
Naache dekho kaisi…Mehfil macha rakhi hai
Itti si tu hai nahi..hein?
Sanskaar bhula rahi hai…
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..
Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…
Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi

BlUe EyEs. . . (ALoKnAtH vErSiOn) LaAl SaARi. . . . .

Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.
Mera aashirwad liya kar jab m
kanyadan krta hu ,
Me wo babuji jo sirf rota rehta hu,
Shadi m aaya hu ,tera kanyadan karlu,
Dek lunga tere saas aur sasur nu..
Leke chalu mandir ,nariyal todke,
sidhe aashirwad du ,na du tolmol k
tonight m gonna hold agarbati light
kar diya tera kanyadan phne krke
garhpe bol de
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy Jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Satsang pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi
Mandir,
Nahi mera matlab, Satsang ke Mandir,
Tab Lunga Prasad, nahi to Agarbati,
Mandir mien hogi Ghanti, beti Satsang
me asaram ke Geet
You Decide
Ke kya karna hai,
Tera to aaj hi kanyadaan karna hai
Gangajal gira diya hai tune meri pant
pe,
Kehti hai Dhoti phenlo Guru Dwara leke
rent pay.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Suna tere mann mandir mein mere
Kirtan bajte hai,
Samdhan banane ka tere koi plan hai,
Shadi kradu, Fere Lagvadu,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Ah, Kehndi Shri Shri Alok Nath.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.

Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hu [[MuSt ReAd]]

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun
Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,
Tera status update padhke maine dekha,
Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai,
Kabse teri first language angrejji hai?
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi,
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe,
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re,
Tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu,
Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko,
Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho,
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu,
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu,
Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know,
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha,
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota,
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta
Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai,
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho,
Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho,
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun,
Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun,
Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe,
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re,
Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai,
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai,
Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai,
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai,
Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai,
Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai,
Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai,
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai,
Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai
Arre tu online hai, main bhi online hun,
Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu,
Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye..
Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,
Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,
Tune shaddi vaddi kar li, mujhe invite bheja nahi,
Tujhko na kiya delete, to mera naam tejaa nahi,
Baaki group ke friends, meri party mein aana,
All the boys, get your girls, and girls tum boyz patakar lana,
Longtime no C, email bhi kara nahi,
Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,
Ab to subscribe kar, mera video like kar,
Share kar mera ye post, mere dost, nahi to fod dungi computer,
Abbe tu kyun offline hai, main ab bhi online hun,
Tune off kar li chat, achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, subscribe kar zara tu, subscribe kar
le free mein tu…

BaBaJi Ka ThUlLu :p

Boy- Hey Gal- Today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words :')
~
Boy- Oh, Wow, tell fast
~
Gal- Babaji Ka thullu

 Kaha tha na ke bhool jaoge mujhe 

Kaha tha na ke bhool jaoge mujhe,
Aur meri is baat par tum aksar lada karte the. . .
Kaha tha na tum thaam loge kisi aur ka haath,
Aur meri is baat par tum ghanto khafa rahete the..
Kaha tha na k tum bahut dur nahi chal paogay ishq ki raaho me,
Aur tum kehte the mere paao nazuk hai dil nahi. . .
.
To phir kyu tum mujhe chhod gaye,
Kyu sach kar diya meri baat ko kyu. . . . .

 Hum ek dusre ko ak din aaise hi kho denge 

Hum ek dusre ko ak din aaise hi kho denge....
~
ki...
~
vo mujhe yad nhi krti to mai use kyu yad kru...
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

๏๏ Evry tym whn I say dat I hate u,, I love u more.. ๏๏

"All da tym whn I say dat I dnt need u,,
I need u more...
Evrtym whn I say leave me,,
I want u more closer....
Nd evry tym whn I say dat I hate u,,
I love u more..
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

“Knowledge” [MUST READ]

“Knowledge” “Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English miin “FRITTERS” Kehte Hai. . . .
Kuch seekh lo yaar har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse. . . . .
(-,-) Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kya khte hain. . . .
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

๏๏ Zaroori to nahi jo khushi de usise pyar ho ๏๏

Zaroori to nahi jo khushi de usise pyar ho.......
~
Sacchi Mohabbat to aksar dil todne wale se hi hota hai.....
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

๏๏ Agar Koi Mohabbat Karne Wala Shaksh? Aap Pe Gussa Karna Chod De? ๏๏

Agar Koi Mohabbat Karne Wala Shaksh, Aap Pe Gussa Karna Chod De?
To Samajh Jao?
Aap Uski Nazar Me Apni Ahmiyat Kho Chuke Ho?
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

๏ Tanhai Me Rone Ki Aadat Mujhe bhi Hai ๏. . . .

Khoye Huwe Ansuo Se Mohbat Mujhe bhi Hai,
Teri Tarah Zindgi Se Sikayat Mujhe bhi Hai,
Tu Agr Nazuk Hai to Pathar Main Bhi Nahi,
Tanhai Me Rone Ki Aadat Mujhe bhi Hai. . . .
~
#λττιτυδε_κιζζεπ‪_ѕђүам‬

It can happen only in Indian Movies

It can happen only in Indian Movies ~ Baghban:AmitabhBachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September! u all may know that............. Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........ Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie. Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person. It can happen because that scene was very emotional.. Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside. Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways................. International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed.. In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years. dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute ." N last one is an epic "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide. Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadta tha??????